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zodiac signs as thanksgiving items (revised)
- capricorn: corn on the cobb
- cancer: dinner roll
- libra: whipped cream
- gemini: pumpkin pie
- virgo: gravy
- leo: turkey
- scorpio: pecan pie
- taurus: mashed potatoes
- aries: cranberry sauce
- pisces: beverage of choice
- aquarius: green bean casserole
- sagittarius: stuffing
zodiac signs in a word or two
- capricorn: clipboard
- cancer: sea salt
- libra: sea breeze
- gemini: lyric
- virgo: ointment
- leo: ribbon
- scorpio: squid
- taurus: sediment
- aries: ford pinto
- pisces: mist
- aquarius: loungewear
- sagittarius: doberman
zodiac signs as my supplements (revised)
- capricorn: psyllium husk
- cancer: magnesium
- libra: vitamin c
- gemini: quercetin
- virgo: zinc
- leo: vitamin d
- scorpio: probiotic
- taurus: cbd gummy
- aries: vitamin b-12
- pisces: vitamin b-6
- aquarius: krill oil
- sagittarius: glutathione
likes
- gf bagel with butter
- palo santo
- chicago, il
- not working
- fire signs
- when the massage therapist steps on me
- sleeping in
- old hardwood floors
- extroverted immigrants
- my volkswagen
- dogs that aren't very small and loud
- consistency
dislikes
- patchouli
- empire state of mind by jay-z
- jay-z
- white liberals who think they understand
- okra
- ppl who expect me to be talkative & entertaining because i am black
- ppl who expect me to be athletic because i am black
- fire signs when they are on one
- nyc
- justin timberlake
- bitchy cats
- flakiness