teff @teff
5.18.2026: disappointed in a group of people who pretend to be friendly but are not at all my friends.
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zodiac signs in a word or two
- capricorn: clipboard
- cancer: sea salt
- libra: sea breeze
- gemini: lyric
- virgo: ointment
- leo: ribbon
- scorpio: squid
- taurus: sediment
- aries: ford pinto
- pisces: mist
- aquarius: loungewear
- sagittarius: doberman
zodiac signs as my supplements (revised)
- capricorn: psyllium husk
- cancer: magnesium
- libra: vitamin c
- gemini: quercetin
- virgo: zinc
- leo: vitamin d
- scorpio: probiotic
- taurus: cbd gummy
- aries: vitamin b-12
- pisces: vitamin b-6
- aquarius: krill oil
- sagittarius: glutathione
likes
- gf bagel with butter
- palo santo
- chicago, il
- not working
- fire signs
- when the massage therapist steps on me
- sleeping in
- old hardwood floors
- extroverted immigrants
- my volkswagen
- dogs that aren't very small and loud
- consistency
dislikes
- patchouli
- empire state of mind by jay-z
- jay-z
- white liberals who think they understand
- okra
- ppl who expect me to be talkative & entertaining because i am black
- ppl who expect me to be athletic because i am black
- fire signs when they are on one
- nyc
- justin timberlake
- bitchy cats
- flakiness
Last updated on Tuesday, May 19, 2026