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zodiac signs as thanksgiving items (revised)

  • capricorn: corn on the cobb
  • cancer: dinner roll
  • libra: whipped cream
  • gemini: pumpkin pie
  • virgo: gravy
  • leo: turkey
  • scorpio: pecan pie
  • taurus: mashed potatoes
  • aries: cranberry sauce
  • pisces: beverage of choice
  • aquarius: green bean casserole
  • sagittarius: stuffing

zodiac signs in a word or two

  • capricorn: clipboard
  • cancer: sea salt
  • libra: sea breeze
  • gemini: lyric
  • virgo: ointment
  • leo: ribbon
  • scorpio: squid
  • taurus: sediment
  • aries: ford pinto
  • pisces: mist
  • aquarius: loungewear
  • sagittarius: doberman

zodiac signs as my supplements (revised)

  • capricorn: psyllium husk
  • cancer: magnesium
  • libra: vitamin c
  • gemini: quercetin
  • virgo: zinc
  • leo: vitamin d
  • scorpio: probiotic
  • taurus: cbd gummy
  • aries: vitamin b-12
  • pisces: vitamin b-6
  • aquarius: krill oil
  • sagittarius: glutathione

likes

  • gf bagel with butter
  • palo santo
  • chicago, il
  • not working
  • fire signs
  • when the massage therapist steps on me
  • sleeping in
  • old hardwood floors
  • extroverted immigrants
  • my volkswagen
  • dogs that aren't very small and loud
  • consistency

dislikes

  • patchouli
  • empire state of mind by jay-z
  • jay-z
  • white liberals who think they understand
  • okra
  • ppl who expect me to be talkative & entertaining because i am black
  • ppl who expect me to be athletic because i am black
  • fire signs when they are on one
  • nyc
  • justin timberlake
  • bitchy cats
  • flakiness

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