scoggdawg @scoggdawg
i’m convinced that one of the most unattractive things a man can do if try to kill a mosquito
is such a weird display of masculinity and protection and annoyance and the moment
the moment that they lock eyes
and then clap
and check for guts
i’m repelled
and they are almost always virtually unsuccessful in the kill
I say this but the mosquito is now bothering me and I want to clap it
also as disgusting as it is to watch a man forcefully hawk tuah on the side of the street, I would prefer that over a man struggling to spit out a watermelon seed
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