HAIR RAISING feature (ugh) : close eyes move head open eyes note what you see x 3 times thrs ur 3word headline now fill in the story dude keep it simple
disconnected poignant reflection on : knockoverspill a small glass of water on a clean wide countertoptable look at it whatever ur thots thatz tha piece
zumfauxsillyadpersuadingyouto : ignore it
sophisticatedhighartthinkpiece : that u quickly forget about but remem nope yep jus forget it
passonthelist list : see placeholderlist
passontheplaceholderlist list : congrats even if u museponder one however briefly when out n about
Out n About : have a go at martinis (dry) n backpacking
napkin art gallery spotlight : thatsamaybe itsallablur, see Out n About
heartwarminginspiringselftalkdisguisedas a final note from the editor : but its u so dont bother
invisible mag 2 : A Blank New You! this issue evaporates in 7 days. see ya!